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Health Splurge

After discovering the empowerment that wheat bulgar and 12-grain bread has to offer, I've decided to take the month of June and turn my slight flab into [at least] a two-pack. I kicked it off with some Greek Taboule salad fused with a Greco-Italian parmesan-ed peppercorn baguette served with a little tzatziki and a classic Coca Cola (seen below).
Not pictured is my breakfast, which was a simple slice of the 12-grain bread topped with strawberries, cantaloupe, watermelon, and nectarine, drizzled with new orange blossom honey. I'd say those are pretty damned natural to me. For the first two days of my switch from non-biodegradable school-lunch shit to this easily-digestible diet, my body seems to have gone through a period of detox as I felt like pure shit the first few days. The feelings were of food-poisoning aftershocks - glad these said symptoms have subsided, otherwise I may have suffered a relapse into mechanically-processed Mystery Meat and fat-infused questionable desserts.